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Nationalmannschaft erhält Motivationsschub, weil Betrunkener Fernsehgerät anbrüllt
Thor für Deutschland!
Leserbriefe der Woche (KW 24/21)
9 geniale Tricks, mit denen sich die Hitze besser ertragen lässt [Podcastillon]
Lebensmittelskandal: Schlumpfgehalt in Schlumpfeis oft unter 20 Prozent
Vorsicht beim Waldspaziergang! Bärenbisse können Borreliose übertragen
Taktikänderung: Löw stellt Hummels gegen Portugal in die Sturmspitze
Gute Nachrichten! CureVac-Impfstoff eignet sich zur Entfernung von Rostflecken
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Ciudad con todos los carros parados consigue forma de tener cola
Venezolana que emigró a Malta triste porque su nuevo país no tiene la Energía Natural y Full Sabor que imaginó
Usuarios del Metro deben llevar su propio vagón
Devastador estudio causa conmoción al revelar que Venezuela, de hecho, no tiene las mejores playas del mundo
PONIENDO CARABOBO BONITO: Lacava le pegó luces LED a esta tubería rota
«Todavía puedes estudiar otra cosa» dice mamá a Licenciado en Filosofía de 47 años
SOLIDARIO: Se le queman las arepas a Maduro y las ofrece como bono de la patria
El Gobierno tapa hueco de la autopista Guaicaipuro usando letrero que decía «Autopista Francisco Fajardo»
Españoles acusan a venezolano de robarse el ÚNICO trabajo que quedaba en España
Saime reprograma todas las citas de pasaporte para el 31 de febrero

Trump Admin to Deregulate Pressure of Golden Showers
‘Wounded Social Justice Warrior Project’ Rebuilds Hope; Sense of Purpose
Trump Shoots World Record 39 Under Par, 12 Holes-in-One, During Golf Outing
Trump University Study Finds Correlation Between Menthol Cigarettes and Voter Fraud
Trump Administration to Launch “Black Beans Matter” Campaign

Thorpe Park on verge of becoming nation’s first ‘Arsehole-Free’ tourist attraction
Swashbuckling England strike fear into the hearts of all European teams by averaging one shot on target per hour
Britney Spears father agrees one off increase in stars monthly allowance, after spotting nice new Ferrari for father’s day
Uri Geller to use psychic powers to do something in the Euros which he will reveal after it happens
Edwin Poots quits because he didn’t read the standing orders and has no authority here
“We’ll take the secret to the grave” – Euro 96 squad refuse to shed light on mystery of Gazza’s Scotland goal celebration
England to secure victory against Scotland by boring them to sleep
DUP leader Edwin Poots exercises his right to choose by aborting leadership before full term
Man can’t wait to get back to going to gigs, filming them on his phone, watching them later
“Free speech means companies must be forced to give money to TV channels I like” insists moron

GB News becomes a credible alternative to NewsBiscuit
Met Police behind rigged Eurovision voting system
EU employ French Brexit negotiator to shrug and pretend not to understand English
Woman Depressed After Finding Out Friend Successfully Completed Marathon
Confused Biden repeatedly refers to Queen as ‘Mom’
GB News To Introduce News In Semaphore
Jacob Rees-Mogg now fully weaned
Chesham & Amersham Child Asks ‘Mummy, what is the Labour party?’

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Amid Reform Movement, Some GOP States Give Police More Power
‘Protected Them to Death’: Elder-Care COVID Rules Under Fire
Reports: US Student Found Killed in Russia, Suspect Arrested
Editor, CEO Denied Bail in Apple Daily Case in Hong Kong
Champ, the Bidens’ Dog, Has Died
Why Was Dave Portnoy’s Twitter Account Briefly Suspended?
Hear Jada Pinkett Smith Read Previously Unpublished Poem by Tupac Shakur
WHO Isn’t Banning ‘Women of Childbearing Age’ from Drinking Alcohol
Western Heat Wave Threatens Health in Vulnerable Communities

Wij spraken de dronken Cambodjaan die Dumfries als topscorer heeft in zijn pooltje
Bijen lang niet zo dol op mensenkots als wij op honing
5 make-up looks die je er in de sportschool weer af kunt zweten
Klimaatdoelstelling: voor 2050 genoeg airco’s kopen om klimaatverandering te stoppen
Oei! Mariska is een en al oor
Teekweek 2021 kan toch doorgaan
Kinkapje blijft wel verplicht
Welke versoepelingen kunnen we vanavond niet verwachten?
Zuid-Amerikaanse variant EK Voetbal opgedoken
Na ophef over 1,5 meter: koning zegt CDA-lidmaatschap op

Prisoner released after 25 year sentence arrested for stealing bed sheets from prison in his rectum
Lottery winner shows up naked for his work shift at Walmart store with boss’s face tattooed on his ass
Florida teenager lying in critical condition after inserting his genitals inside of a blowfish
Progressive Saudi government downgrades capital punishment crime of homosexuality to ‘mental illness’
Original tape of Donald Trump’s “Grab ’em by the pussy” quote sold at auction for $75M
Australian judge rules in favor of husband in divorce settlement « sex with kangaroo is not cheating »
Man hospitalized after mistaking three pounds of laundry detergent at laundromat for cocaine
Japanese PM drinks water from Fukushima nuclear plant to reassure world that radiation is ‘safe and tasty’
Woman falls pregnant after sexual intercourse with used male sex doll she ordered on eBay
China: New controversial law makes sex toys of “non-Chinese size” illegal to stop exodus of young women

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