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Deutschland nimmt Intensivpatienten aus Nachbarländern auf, weil Menschen dort offenbar nicht kapieren, dass Corona völlig harmlos ist
Vorbild Kleiderspende: Samenbanken stellen öffentliche Sammelcontainer auf
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Arschloch, das Zeitumstellung erfand, hatte ganz offensichtlich keine kleinen Kinder
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«¿Pero ya sacrificaste una cabra?» pregunta empleado de notaría antes de apostillar título
Maduro descubre una molécula que contiene todo el presupuesto del IVIC
Sebin nostálgico porque ya no quedan buenos presos políticos mete en la cárcel a 15 delegados de salón
«¿Matrimonio igualitario? Recuperemos primero la democracia» dice joven que lleva toda su vida viviendo sin las dos
Guardia Nacional incendia casas para que la gente pueda cocinar sin gas
Para absorber derrames petroleros, gobierno lanza cargamento de toallitas sanitarias al mar
Lamentablemente, Lila Morillo es tendencia otra vez
Niño tanquea su triciclo con gasolina iraní imaginaria y se queda accidentado
«El Papa debería ir al infierno por apoyar a los gays» asegura señor que irá al infierno por homofóbico
Perro ingeniero feliz de comenzar su primer día de trabajo en PDVSA

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Trump Admin to Deregulate Pressure of Golden Showers
‘Wounded Social Justice Warrior Project’ Rebuilds Hope; Sense of Purpose
Trump Shoots World Record 39 Under Par, 12 Holes-in-One, During Golf Outing
Trump University Study Finds Correlation Between Menthol Cigarettes and Voter Fraud
Trump Administration to Launch “Black Beans Matter” Campaign

“Parents will use meal vouchers to buy drugs” insist people who believe drug dealers accept vouchers
Concern for Priti Patel after Ocado discontinues virgin’s blood
Thames Water issues moon with overdue water bill
Government set to ban Halloween trick or treating, just in case any hungry kids get fed
Organisms on moon think Tory MPs are scum, announce NASA
Nation actually kind of intrigued to know what excuse government will use when it inevitably U-turns on school meals
Poppy-geddon due to begin imminently
Man who doesn’t watch Strictly because ‘dancing is for gays’ furious as show includes first ever same-sex pairing
Tory suggests poor families make their own Confit de Canard rather than visit expensive French bistros
People claiming to be ‘true British patriots’ oddly determined that a portion of British children should starve

Chancellor announces comprehensive support measures for Robert Jenrick
Lewisham man tired of stockpiling for Brexit
All words containing E-U made illegal
Government reinstates free meals to stop deprived kids developing taste for quinoa
Farage marries hijacked tanker
Covid-infected pirates raise Isle of Wight’s Aarrrrrr number. More soon
Francois in sensational House of Commons hostage stand-off
Following sex attacks on cattle, police seek man in a jersey. More soon

Não é mais barato investir no impeachment do que na eleição de 2022?, pergunta brasileiro
Celso Russomanno cria projeto de lei que antecipa as eleições para agosto
Bolsonaro cancela compra de vacina porque ela apresenta alto risco de funcionar
Homem que ainda estava de quarentena é declarado morto pela família e amigos
10 desculpas para o dinheiro entre as nádegas do vice-líder do governo Bolsonaro
Fora Bolsonaro, ninguém gostou da advertência do STJD contra jogadora Carol Solberg
Bolsonaro diz que a corrupção acabou mas amanhã tem mais
Homem machuca o cérebro tentando entender fala de ministra sobre ‘boi bombeiro’
Coronavírus diz que só vai embora depois de assistir último episódio de The Boys
Checamos: Bolsonaro tem 89 mil motivos para dizer que acabou a corrupção no governo

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Barrett Confirmed as Supreme Court Justice in Partisan Vote
Did TheOfficialProudBoys.Com Redirect to Trump’s Campaign Site?
Is This Yet Another Picture of a Melania Trump ‘Body Double’?
Under Trump, US No Longer Leads World on Refugee Protections
Do ‘1 in 4’ Women Undergo an Abortion in Their Lifetime?
Moon Holds More Water in More Places Than Ever Thought
Coronavirus Deaths Are Rising Again in the US, As Feared
Did Dem Voters Receive ‘Vote for Trump or Else’ Emails Linked to Overseas Servers?
Are the ‘World’s Spookiest Mushrooms’ Real?

Wilders blij dat rechtszaak in Turkije plaatsvindt: ‘geen D66-rechters’
Vanavond geen nieuwe maatregelen: ‘dat zou op tijd zijn’
Pion test positief op corona
Wij hebben 5 vleesnamen vertaald zodat ze minder misleidend zijn
Alle DJ’s het land uitgezet
Patiënten op IC zijn ‘onwijs coronamoe’
Plaatselijke VVV geeft Ajax toeristische rondleiding door eigen verdediging
Drugspolitie doet inval bij Scrabblebond wegens grootschalig gebruik van qat
Vrouw doet aan intervaltraining: als een voorbijganger haar kan zien moet ze weer rennen
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Missouri park rangers discover remains of two hunters inside a 1200-lb boar
Wuhan: Thousands of mosquitoes inoculated with Viagra escape from high-security laboratory
7-year old girl buys a dozen ponies and a merry-go-round after borrowing her dad’s credit card
Hurricane Delta blasts 200-ton whale 400 miles off coast of Louisiana in middle of Arkansas farm
Pakistani judge sentences man to 1,000 lashes for fleeing arranged marriage with his own sister
NYC: Female bus driver crashes into tree while attempting to give herself a cunnilingus
Russian lab shut down after employees film themselves having sex in a tank of vaginal cream
Secret Services arrest a naked 89-year old man for humping a statue in front of the White House
Morgue employee contracted coronavirus after sex with infected corpses
Shipwrecked Malaysian fisherman claims he was sexually assaulted by a great white shark

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