Mickeyleaks
Na Wikileaks is er nu ook Mickeyleaks (“Donald has plenty of pants. He just refuses to wear them“), want om flauwe woordspelingen zitten internetters nooit verlegen. Er bestaat ook een filmpje van een komiek (Rob Bartlett, nooit van gehoord) die zich (“as Gangsta Mickey”) enorm opwindt over Mickeyleaks, maar dat filmpje hebben we niet bekeken, aangezien we dan eerst door 30 seconden reclame heenmoesten en dan haken wij meteen af.
Zoveel geheimen zijn er trouwens niet eens, want dat Walt Disney Mickey Mouse niet verzonnen heeft, was al algemeen bekend, evenals Ome Walt’s nazisympathieën, maar goed, misschien komen er nog wat leuke grappen uit. Over flauwe woordspelingen gesproken, wat dacht u van deze:
“Alle namen van mannen met geslachtsziekte worden onthuld: Pikkieleaks“
Erg hè?
En dan nu nog wat Mickeyleaks:
- Mickey and Minnie engage in human trafficking
- Goofy and Donald import heroin
- ik lees net op mickey leaks dat minni is vreemdgegaan met goofy
- Two famous Disney characters are to separate following irreconcilable differences – reported on mickey-leaks.com
- “Donald was actually a complete bastard, I’m shocked we never nixed him. Don’t care for Goofy either,”
- The last words written by Walt Disney were Kurt Russell. No-one knows why.
- Whatever angle you look at him front, his ears always appear PERFECTLY CIRCULAR
- He’s not a mouse, he’s a rat with a growth problem
- Walt Disney is in a frozen tomb several hundred yards below Space Mountain.
- Mickey and Co. only agreed to appear in the Kingdom Hearts video games as a way of paying for Donald’s crippling cocaine habit.
- Minnie Mouse is actually Bugs Bunny.
- Princesses like beasts better than princes.
- Goofy is a guy in a suit.
- The American government supplied Jafar with scimitars…
- Uncle Walt’s head is not frozen: he’s still alive.
- Bambi’s mother was shot from the grassy knoll…
- Pluto had his voicebox removed… by Goofy!
- Apparently, his big, red shorts aren’t as absorbent as he’d hoped.
- Goofy is said to be an “alpha-dog”
- Donald wears pants when he thinks nobody is looking
- Pluto wasn’t a pet, but more of a “constant companion”.
- Classified reports of famous Disney mouse killed in trap in the 1930s to be replaced by a completely different mouse
- DisneyWorlds Vital Interest Locations revealed
- El ratón es nazi y gay
- it turns out Pluto was never neutered …
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