MI5 to begin monitoring wasps

‘Bloody hell,’ said M15 boss Jonathan Evans. ‘There’s hundreds of millions of the fuckers in Britain and we don’t even know where their training camps are. This is serious.’

However, an unnamed MI5 source moved to calm the public. ‘Citizens can be assured MI5 will be breaking any laws necessary to protect them from this new threat,’ said the source. ‘Our chaps are on the job, don’t worry. There’s a nest up in Luton we’re keeping a very close eye on.’

Zie ‘MI5 to begin monitoring wasps‘.

2-07-2012 13.29 | Door: Stagiaire | Categorie: Losse skakels

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